riff-rad:

alreadyniall:

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

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Looks like lorde

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

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lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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arcticsirius:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

It’s common knowledge that cats break physics and are outside of known biology
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

missvoltairine:

Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh

THE FISH HAVE SOME KIND OF FORCE FIELD
deanwearspinksatinpanties:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

its a knife holder

#everyone’s a knife holder if you try hard enough (x)

calliedope:

sheik:

calliedope:

remember when chompy the goat became mayor

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didn’t he eat someone’s pants

he did a lot more than that

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bm13:


bm13:

HE MADE A FUCKING PUN

HOW DID THIS GET OVER 550 NOTES WITHIN 24 HOURS

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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