(Source: 30rockasaurus, via blindingenuity)

lvl40:

Pokémon movies: Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)

"I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." Mewtwo

(via skysanctuary)

done:

with your shit

(via come-waste-away-with-me)

"When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports."

- read this read this read this (via meggannn)

(via take-th3se-misunderstandings)

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(via i-nsolens)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via officialravenclaw)

extradan:

lost-tardis:

twerking-on-the-tardis:

margosaur:

bassrx:

piertotum-locomottor:

fuzzykitty01:

This guy wins at life.

it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it

It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything

It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.

it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing

its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass
cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist


i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it
goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 
fagsindubai:

qualities i look for in a man
wednla:

— the script of “spring awakening”, winner of eight tony awards